Put 'Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power' in Theaters, Dammit

OK, this probably won’t happen. But hear me out.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power's First Two Episodes Will Air In Certain Theatres Around the World - IGN

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The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power's First Two Episodes Will Air In Certain Theatres Around the World - IGN

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